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Post cringy anti-fujos takes to laugh at or even discuss.
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I'll start with Hyacinthus.

He was so beautiful that three Gods fell in love with him at once: Zephyrus, the God of the West wind, Boreas, the God of the North wind, Apollo, the God of the sun, and some random human named Thamyris.

Anyway, Hya-kun had great taste and decided to roll with Apollo, clearly the most attractive seme. Apollo loved him so much he hung out with him on Earth. Presumably they screwed a lot. One day they were playing with a discus and Apollo threw it so hard he split the clouds, and when Hya-kun went to catch it, Jealous Zephyrus blew a wind to send it off course; it killed Hya-kun. Probably instantly.

Apollo wept. He had a flower bloom from Hya-kun's blood, the hyacinth. Later on, he resurrected him, but I think that ruins the story.

Anyway, post gay myths. They don't have to be Greek.

I mean in my humble opinion everything improves with BL but there are some cases where it would have made more sense from a narrative point of view if it did end with two guys falling in love.
I'm gonna go with something obvious and say Dead Poets Society.
>Takes place at a boarding school which is a classic setting for BL
>They reference Walt Whitman several times. Whitman was gay
>The chemistry between Neil and Todd is insanely good
>The whole theme of the movie is to break free from the expectations forced upon you which can be read as a metaphor for being gay
>The ending can even be a nod to the bury your gays trope if you're reaching hard enough
First time I watch this movie I genuinely thought it was originally written as a romance between Neil and Todd but it was changed due to studio meddling/censoriship. I was really surprised when I found out that was not the case lol
Have anyone else had a similar experience with something else?

#1 https://fujochan.org/bl/res/1230.html

We don't have to talk about the political point (idk unless you want to). What I do want to say is, I saw this on Twitter five seconds ago, and I immediately thought "damn these two caricatures should fuck".

Do you guys ever see historical figures or fictional men (or like pic related), and have a major lip bite moment?

Are you doing no nut november?

Self-inserting has always been a thing, however, more than ever has it not taken in an almost parasitic and viral infestation in general fandom and the BL scene.

Whether it's the need to make gay ships het by adding a vagina/transing, or blatantly stating they see non-insert ships as cucking, let's talk about self-inserting and how bad it's gotten.

Life's not fair, especially for fujoshi. Post your frustrations and things that are on your mind, no matter how harsh it sounds, about advantages everyone else has that fujoshi don't get.

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Thread for meta-commentary on trends in the fujoshphere, including but not limited to:
>The recent dearth of fujo-friendly IPs and the overall decline of female-targeted series
>Observations and trends about fujo fan activities
>Differences in fan culture between Japanese fujos, Korean/Chinese fujos, Western fujos and the rest of the world
>Predictions or theories about the BL industry
This is not a thread for pro/anti discourse (>>2521) or complaining about the genderspecial infestation (>>541) - threads for those topics already exist.

I was looking at the stats for Comiket 103 and I couldn't help but notice a lack of fujo presence. Picrel is a list of the genre codes and the number of registered circles under them. The genre code is a category that each circle choose upon registration; they can be dedicated to a single franchise (eg 234 Touhou, 331 Kantai Collection, 335 Uma Musume, 222 VTubers) or encompass an entire category (eg 315 Romance, Social games for women which is where games like Ensemble Stars and Twisted Wonderland would fall). Some of them like 600 Reviews/Information or 611 Railways/Travel aren't related to manga/anime at all.

It's obvious that Blue Archive and VTubers swept this Comiket, with mainstays like Kantai Collection, Uma Musume, Idolmaster and Type-Moon ranking high. In other words, all franchises for men. On the other hand, the fujo mainstays like Tiger and Bunny and Touken Ranbu look puny in comparison. Yuri on Ice is a certified fujo classic but it lost its custom genre code last Comiket.

In comparison, the other picrel is a ranking of the most popular series from C89 which was winter 2015. The red bars are female-dominated genres, the blue are male and purple are unisex. From top to bottom: 1) KanColle 2) Touken Ranbu 3) Touhou 4) Idolmaster 5) Haikyuu 6) Kuroko no Basuke 7) Yowamushi Pedal 8) Love Live 9) Tiger and Bunny 10) Attack on Titan 11) Vocaloid 12) Fate series 13) Hetalia 14) Free 15) Blood Blockade Battlefront 16) Splatoon. This was the heyday of Touken Ranbu - it gave juggernauts like Touhou and IM#S a run for their money - and outside obligatory mainstays like KanColle and IdolmastPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

For when you want to say something but it does not fit in any other particular thread

Old or new, post any stupid yaoi memes you got

A thread on the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV!

>Favourite characters?
>Favourite expansion?
>How long have you been playing?/Which expansion did you start?
>Are you a Wol Shipper or Canon Shipper?
>Thoughts on latest patch releases and content?
>Everything else! (WoL Lore/Raiding progress/fanart.etc)

>Ask for suggestions by listing what you're looking for (tropes, plot, characters etc.) in a BL manga/anime/doujinshi/fanfic/game/etc.
>Recommend something you really like by telling a bit about what it's about and what are the themes featured in it so that others can pick it up

Previous: https://fujochan.org/bl/res/1217.html

What do you ladies predict the board culture of fujochan would be like in the future? What do you want the board culture here to be like?

A thread to discuss APH Hetalia, a series by Hidekaz Himaruya. Discuss all your favorite countries, and why they're secretly fucking each other.