No.3970
I'll start with Hyacinthus.
He was so beautiful that three Gods fell in love with him at once: Zephyrus, the God of the West wind, Boreas, the God of the North wind, Apollo, the God of the sun, and some random human named Thamyris.
Anyway, Hya-kun had great taste and decided to roll with Apollo, clearly the most attractive seme. Apollo loved him so much he hung out with him on Earth. Presumably they screwed a lot. One day they were playing with a discus and Apollo threw it so hard he split the clouds, and when Hya-kun went to catch it, Jealous Zephyrus blew a wind to send it off course; it killed Hya-kun. Probably instantly.
Apollo wept. He had a flower bloom from Hya-kun's blood, the hyacinth. Later on, he resurrected him, but I think that ruins the story.
Anyway, post gay myths. They don't have to be Greek.
No.3973
>>3972As they should. Enkidu x Gilgamesh is trash. I hope she gets her copper from Ea-Nasir for having such garbage taste
No.3974
>>3973True everyone knows Enkidu is a total bottom I mean why else would the goddess send him to Gilgamesh? I just don't get ExG shippers.
No.3975
>>3971It contains many good elements IMO. The taming of the wild beast man, the enemies to lovers trope, the sole guy that is equal to the king, the close friendship that includes the deepest from of comradeship as well as romantic elements and the relationship and following tragic death that trigger a breakdown that is eventually followed by a massive growth and character development.
And it's one of the earliest stories of humanity and one that influenced the Illiad, Odyssey and the myth of Heracles. Fujos don't need to win because they won before anything else even existed.
>>3972Funny trivia: the earliest known named author is most likely Enheduanna, an Akkadian high priestess. And Babylonian porn (this actually exists) was always written by women too as far as we can tell.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were women shipping back then even if they didn't write it down or if the scriptures aren't preserved. I read a bunch of private letters from fathers to their daughters that suggest that women of wealthier families often ended up leaving the hometown to join the class of priestesses and learn to write and read. It seems like literary fiction was mostly written by women.
There is even a "female" version of Sumerian, the Emesal dialect. It suggests that women wrote enough poetry and literary texts to coin their own dialect or that certain classes of women were at least involved enough to form a own one. It's basically poetic language.
Bar keepers were also women btw.
No.3976
>>3974>>3973Enkidu topping Gilgamesh is the world's oldest omegaverse and you WILL respect that. J2 kinkmeme? No. The amount of clay ancient fujoshi used to render Enkidu's first rut with Gilgamesh could have housed the entire population of Uruk twice over. You are letting FGO dilute canon! You deserve they/them Enkidu!!!
>>3970Horus and Set are super fruity.
No.3977
>>3976kys ExG fag. Enlil should've drowned your family in that goddamn flood. You don't deserve Lord Enki's mercy.
Speaking of Enki, not exactly yaoi, but he was one of the first examples of mpreg in myth. Set as well!
I like to think it was a priestess who immortalized those words and made her Horus x Set fanfic canon by putting it all over some dead moid's mausoleum walls.
No.3978
>>3977I always lowkey shipped Enki/Enlil, they are the typical pair of the haughty, pessimistic lawful main antagonist who is blind to his own weaknesses until they come back to bite him in the ass (see the flood myth) and the optimistic rival that enjoys hanging out with the plebeians that the first would love to get rid of. Enki deserves to win and turn the tables around by showing that guy what fun is.
No.3979
Didn’t read Mesopotamian myths but played vn inspired by there were canon Shamash/Enlil antagonist duo having some history with musician ||who is one of the LIs||. Enjoyed every time they showed up. They were so unapologetically evil couple, Shamash even tried to kill musician with himself so Enlil would met with them both in afterlife simply because Enlil loved raping him lol
No.3980
A lot of you probably know this one since it's such a classic, but for those that don't:
>In the last years BCE, Emperor Ai was enjoying a daytime nap. He was in his palace, in Chang’an, hundreds of miles inland, wearing a traditional long-sleeved robe. Lying on one of his sleeves was a young man in his 20s, Dong Xian, also asleep. So tender was the emperor’s love for this man that, when he had to get up, instead of waking his lover, he cut off the sleeve of his robe.
>This story of the cut sleeve spread throughout the court, leading the emperor’s courtiers to cut one of their own sleeves as tribute.
>Ai bestowed Dong Xian with the highest titles and ten thousand piculs of grain per year. Everyone in Dong Xian’s family benefitted from the emperor’s patronage; Dong Xian’s father was named the marquis of Guannei and everyone in Dong Xian’s household, including his slaves, received money.
>When Emperor Ai died in 1 BCE, he wanted to leave the kingdom to his beloved Dong Xian.
The End
No.3981
>>3978Honestly, I see it. Especially with Enki trolling Enlil all the time. It's a great ship
No.3982
>>3980I've never heard of this but it's so romantic. It would be even better if the love was one-sided. One of my favorite things is doting old men and their careless, bratty young lovers. And it's even better on top of that if they're not lovers at all, just an obsessive man chasing a young man who's stringing him along.
No.3984
Achilles x Patroclus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles_and_Patroclus
>Homer never explicitly casts the two as lovers,[1][2] but they were depicted as lovers in the archaic and classical periods of Greek literature, particularly in the works of Aeschylus, Aeschines and Plato.[3][4] Gay.
>He laments Patroclus' death using language very similar to the grief of Hector's wife. He also requests that when he dies, his bones be mixed with Patroclus' in a vase.[a]Gay.
>In Athens, the relationship was often viewed as being loving and pederastic.[8] Gay.
>In Plato's Symposium, written c. 385 BC, the speaker Phaedrus holds up Achilles and Patroclus as an example of divinely approved lovers. Phaedrus argues that Aeschylus erred in claiming Achilles was the erastes because Achilles was more beautiful and youthful than Patroclus (characteristics of the eromenos) as well as more noble and skilled in battle (characteristics of the erastes).[17][18] Instead, Phaedrus suggests that Achilles is the eromenos whose reverence of his erastes, Patroclus, was so great that he would be willing to die to avenge him.[18]Gay.
>Aeschines, at his trial in 345 BC, placed an emphasis on the importance of paiderasteia to the Greeks, argues that though Homer does not state it explicitly, educated people should be able to read between the lines: "Although (Homer) speaks in many places of Patroclus and Achilles, he hides their love and avoids giving a name to their friendship, thinking that the exceeding greatness of their affection is manifest to such of his hearers as are educated men."[19] Gay.
No.3985
The myths about Orestes are an underrated mythological source of fujo material. There are a lot of plays written about him. We all know about Agamemnon during the Trojan War; he was the king who sacrificed his daughter, Iphigenia, and was killed by his wife Clytemnestra and her lover when he returned home with Cassandra. Well, Orestes is the other part of that story. He and his sister, Electra, end up conspiring to kill Clytemnestra and her lover to avenge his father (in the most popular depiction of this myth, he does so under the orders of Apollo). After committing this murder, because it's a big no-no in Ancient Greece to kill your parents, he's pursued by the erinyes. Regardless, the myth ends with Athena setting up a legal trial to determine if Orestes should be punished for what he did. The fujo material comes from another character, Pylades. Pylades and Orestes have this incredibly close bond because they were raised together, and it's clear in the majority of depictions I've read that their interactions are built on like this implicit trust between them. Pylades plays a really important role as Orestes's main ally and support system, I guess? The romantic interpretation of their relationship was pretty supported by the Romans later on. There's multiple plays depicting the myth, but I think Euripides's play, Orestes, is the most homoerotic. Anne Carson has a really good translation of three different playwrights' depictions of different parts of the myth, which she combines together in a way that flows really well. It features the aforementioned Euripides play.
No.4003
>>3985"I'll take care of you"
"It's rotten work"
"not to me. Not if it's you"
aghhhhhh *rips all the hair out of my head and combusts into flames* it's perfect holy shit
No.4106
Not an explicitly gay myth, but I wish The Bacchae would get a modern adaptation or retelling. It would be popular among fujos; there's no changing my mind on this. The Bacchae is a play by Euripides about Dionysus going to Thebes. There, he encounters the king, a young man named Pentheus, who becomes infuriated with Dionysus, and outlaws Dionysus's worship. Pentheus proceeds to chain the god to a bull, only for Dionysus to break free. What follows is Pentheus's descent into madness and obsession as Dionysus repeatedly evades his control. Pentheus is extremely fixated on Dionysus, whereas Dionysus just enjoys fucking with him. Their conflict is portrayed as order versus chaos, but the play's events reveal that Pentheus isn’t as orderly and morally upstanding as he’d like to think. Dionysus brings out the worst in Pentheus, which leads to Pentheus’s eventual downfall.
The whole play is basically Dionysus mentally tormenting this man until he breaks down. Dionysus helps Pentheus crossdress to spy on the Bacchae, which results in Pentheus’s super grisly death- one of my favorite deaths in all of mythology. Again, the myth isn’t explicitly gay, but there is SO MUCH shipping potential here, and the way they talk to each other is very easy to interpret through a fujo lens. If there were an adaptation with them as pretty anime boys, everyone would see my vision. The pretty anime boy thing isn’t as much of a stretch as it sounds- Pentheus is supposed to be a young man, and Dionysus is often portrayed as a youthful, attractive man (yes, there are other portrayals, but the younger version is more common, and it’s the one the play uses). The sculpture I’ve attached to this post is a Roman copy of a Hellenistic sculpture (more Roman versions of Greek sculptures exist today solely because the Greek ones were made of bronze, which means that they often got melted down due to bronze’s utility and value. We have fewer than 30 surviving bronze originals, but the Roman copies are faithful).
I almost posted this in the rarepair thread, but this felt more fitting. I'm sorry if this isn't the appropriate place, and I'm sorry for the long, boring post about a play nobody but me cares about. There’s almost no fan art of these two, and there’s very little ancient art of Pentheus outside of when he’s being killed.
No.4108
>>4106What a gem, nona! Thank you for sharing, I want to read it.
No.4118
>>4106This reads almost like a Coyote vs Roadrunner cartoon. I love it. Thanks for the rec!
No.4119
>>4106This post made me so happy, nonna. I read this story in Latin class and I was shipping it. I think there is some fic for Pentheus/Dionysus out there, recently even.
I also shipped Aeneas/Turnus.