No.3970
I'll start with Hyacinthus.
He was so beautiful that three Gods fell in love with him at once: Zephyrus, the God of the West wind, Boreas, the God of the North wind, Apollo, the God of the sun, and some random human named Thamyris.
Anyway, Hya-kun had great taste and decided to roll with Apollo, clearly the most attractive seme. Apollo loved him so much he hung out with him on Earth. Presumably they screwed a lot. One day they were playing with a discus and Apollo threw it so hard he split the clouds, and when Hya-kun went to catch it, Jealous Zephyrus blew a wind to send it off course; it killed Hya-kun. Probably instantly.
Apollo wept. He had a flower bloom from Hya-kun's blood, the hyacinth. Later on, he resurrected him, but I think that ruins the story.
Anyway, post gay myths. They don't have to be Greek.
No.3973
>>3972As they should. Enkidu x Gilgamesh is trash. I hope she gets her copper from Ea-Nasir for having such garbage taste
No.3974
>>3973True everyone knows Enkidu is a total bottom I mean why else would the goddess send him to Gilgamesh? I just don't get ExG shippers.