/ot/ - Off-Topic

Thinking about that one post where a guy wouldn't read Subahibi because of the yaoi. Like, the other stuff was fine, but that one element was a bridge too far.

>>8866
These people irk me too, I was going to post in the vent thread about it. I don't understand why they don't just go full yume or at least do mob x character art if the other half of the ship is that negligible to them. It has to be a clout thing.

Have you ever been embarrassed to like a ship/fandom? When Undertale was really big I was too ashamed to admit to liking it even though it was mega popular and there was literally no reason to pretend to hate it. Now it's 4AM and I'm still in the mood for fontcest.

>>8550
It's okay to throw those in here too
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>>8549
>>8550
Nah this falls under thread topic. Whats the live action one in the middle? I love Bruce/Dick and Subaru/Seishiro!

>>8554
It's the Talented Mr. Ripley, I love the book a lot especially but the 1999 movie adaptation is great. Tom is my favorite creepy, complicated homo. BruDick and SeiSub are soo good I'm glad you like them too!

>>8500
Yeah I would say Sebastian too, he is made for service. Plus Homer seems like someone who likes to be pampered and lay back while a man takes him.

>>8501
>>8503
These are excellent points but consider the fact that Homer is a married man with a wife, who presumably doesn't have much experience with taking dick in his ass. Wouldn't he be apprehensive towards bottoming, and wouldn't Sebastian offer to ride him instead to ease his worries? I'm just spitballing here but the fact that Sebastian is literally a servant who lives to please should be taken into consideration as well.

>>8493
>>8494

Kek, I love retarded crack pairings. So I made AI write a small fic about their first kiss:

Homer and Sebastian have spent the day working together, creating new donuts and helping out the townsfolk. They've grown closer, and their bond has deepened through shared experiences and mutual respect.
As they clean up the bakery, Homer pauses and looks at Sebastian with a mix of admiration and affection. "You know, Sebastian, I never thought I'd say this, but you're the best friend I've ever had. And not just because of the donuts."
Sebastian, touched by Homer's words, smiles warmly. "And I never thought I'd find someone who appreciates my cooking as much as you do, Homer. You've brought a lot of joy into my life."
Homer, feeling a surge of emotion, takes a step closer to Sebastian. "You know, Sebastian, I think I… I think I more than appreciate your cooking."
Sebastian's eyes widen slightly in surprise, but he doesn't pull away. Instead, he leans in closer, his voice soft. "And I think I more than appreciate your company, Homer."
With a mix of nervousness and excitement, Homer leans in and gently kisses Sebastian on the lips. It's a soft, tentative kiss, full of warmth and affection. Sebastian responds in kind, his eyes closing as he savors the moment. As they pull away, both Homer and Sebastian are left with a sense of wonder and happiness.
Homer grins, his cheeks flushed. "Wow, that was… that was something else."
Sebastian smiles back, his eyes shining with affection. "Yes, it was. Thank you, Homer."
Their first kiss is a moment of pure emotion and connection, highlighting the depth of their feelings for each other. Despite their differences, Homer and Sebastian have found a deep bond that transcends their backgrounds and personalities. This kiss marks the beginning of a new chapter in their relationship, filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures.

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>>8240
I have never felt that relationships replace what I get from 2D but I also don't feel any need to pick one or the other. The best advice I can give is to find someone whose autism is compatible with your own. You do have to be prepared to take a shot and be let down if you find somebody you would like to be involved with. Don't hyperfixate but don't let opportunities pass unexplored.

>>8262
>Similar situation here, but I have lived with guys and the only people making it difficult were my family who all assumed we had to be fucking
I've had something like this happen. My mother wouldn't stop prying into this guy and our relationship status until I told her I had no interest in any romantic relationship with him but had fooled around with him on a night I was feeling bored. She never asked again after that.

Relationship wisdom I've heard is that "every couple needs a boring one and an exciting one" and my big sister has told me that I need an exciting boyfriend because I'm reserved and whatever
I believe in the concept, but now I'm talking to a guy that seems even more plain than I am which is having me wonder what the limits are on the whole "opposites attract" idea
We get along very well, but whenever I try to flirt or be suggestive he doesn't know how to reply and has told me so; he's very sweet and sounds like he's attracted to me, but do I have to be the one to make all the advances?
I'm stuck wondering if I will have to be the "spontaneous" one between us, and if that is doomed to fail
I feel like I'm in a friend zone, but I'm not, but… the last guy I almost dated was more of the sporadic and blunt type and I had a much easier time talking to him even though things didn't work out
I just feel really mixed up! Have I fried my brain with relationship advice? I have no idea what I'm even looking for in a relationship when the opportunity actually arises

>>8437
>but do I have to be the one to make all the advances?
>I'm stuck wondering if I will have to be the "spontaneous" one between us, and if that is doomed to fail
If being the initiator most/all of the time is something that will eat at you, you need to tell him to see if he can meet you halfway or not. I am a chill person in a relationship with a person an even chiller person and sometimes we have to ask questions that would seem really stupid to an outsider to penetrate the two placid walls between our hearts.

Personally I don't believe in opposites attract because "golden retriever bf" (roughly what I would consider my opposite) sounds really annoying. When there are popular "dog/cat" ships in my fandoms I always feel like the cat character is sincerely having an awful time, lol.

Sorry for the 3DP, but I love love LOVE Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh, and it feels like no one's ever heard of this game. I ship Curtis and Trevor so hard it's ridiculous. I would go on about this game for hours, but no one would know what the hell I was talking about, kek.
Also sorry for the bad screenshot I found. This game was released in 1996 so it's not HD of course. TBH, I also kinda love it because it's so old. It fits the aesthetic.

>>8416
It's an FMV game right? I know it by reputation as being fucked up but not actually anything about it.

>>8418
Yes, it is an FMV game. It's similar to the game Harvester (and also Phantasmagoria 1, puzzle of flesh is the 2nd Phantasmagoria game, and 1 is not really related to 2. 2 is much better.)
It is a pretty fucked up game, and there's a lot of stuff in it that probably wouldn't fly in today's terms. It's one of those games that also doesn't really feel like any of the endings are really happy endings, but the story is still compelling to me. It's very sci-fi, so I really like it.

>>7982
it's not gay but and it's not even popular aside from one pretty talented artist only drawing fanart for it years ago, but the girl involved in is massively popular despite being side girl so main girl shippers are seething lol.
Strangely enough in a fujo magazine i got her poster and cherry magic poster too so I guess double win ahah

>>7980
>The disinterest the west is displaying for NGWK/EluSam surprised me a bit.
Wouldn't surprise me if episode 1 filtered people with that blushing Tokiyuki scene. I remember an instance where I recommended the anime and someone replied "Is this that show that pedos like?"

Oh hey we're at bumplimit. New thread time I guess.

Ajin is such a sausagefest that it should have been a BL/homobait title from the start. There are NO women of any relevance aside from Izumi - it's all revolving around homosocial bonds of men who prefer to socialise with other men, fight other men, be entertained by other men, conspire with other men, chase other men, save and be saved by other men and talk DEEP STUFF with other men.
I can't conceive a possibility of some male readers being upset at fujoshi calling the manga a feast of undiluted homosexuality when it has a higher male/female ratio than Legend of Galactic Heroes, features an MC being coveted by two dudes of his own age and an old man, and is a uniform fetishism galore. This shit ain't straight, dude.

Personally for me it's Kou x Kei, because of the contrast between them (smart - dumb, emotional - stoic) and because their interactions when they either kill each other or save each other or both at the same time are hot.

>>7386
>>7391
>Nitro plus
>Cute Samurai boys
>Homo end
Definitely going to read this!

LET ME BE GAY WITH HIM YOU BASTARDS

>>7843
I checked it off, I interpreted it as gc/rf because I mostly see "crypto" used in context of politics

>>7845
My immediate thought was "investing in fujocoin"

>>7845
crypto doesn't refer to politics, it just means hidden. it can be used in many contexts, they definitely intended it to be about fujo stuff

>>7739
I would also love interspecies BL with prejudice as a theme. I don't like ugly bastards or intentionally hideous orcs or dwarfs, but I would love to see a bishie elf love a monster boy or something…

I've kept it to myself long enough but I really want a ship of one of those confederate flag hat wearing guys x a African American where the black one is the uke. Where when they first meet the confederate guy doesn't have his hat on and he meets with the black guy and they become buddies and the confederate guy is worried that ine day the black guy will find out that he's racist. I'm not American if anyone's wondering.

>>4409
I used to find Jesus hot. I still do.