No.9888[View All]
Ah shit, I hate when I reply to a thread that is past bump limit.
Shit you Hate 3.0, post stuff that makes you unreasonable enraged.
Prior thread
>>4907 No.12938
>>12937I don't think handmaiden is a misogynist word, I mean at worst it's a softer version of pick-me, even if handmaiden implies the girl is not malicious, but I do agree saying that you have zero respect for women if they like traps or anything that's supposedly made for men is dumb. I didn't say anything about that.
No.12941
>>12913The difference is men are already allowed to goon. "Censorship" isn't uniform, men make exceptions for each other all the time. Why are people so dumb and don't get that the lolicons who hate fujos don't care about things like BL being censored? We still get gacha games with tons of barely clothed waifus with flapping tits but we can't get any real fujobait because that would get a game banned. Fuck payment processors, but we already live in a world when straight moids can goon but no one else can.
No.12942
>>12937Handmaiden isn't a misogynist term. If that light tap of a word is enough to cry misogyny, I don't know what to tell you. But fine, sure. When I said that word earlier it was because some anon said "Anyone who uses "scrote" will probably never be happy," which is a retarded thing to say. Where do you think you are? This is a woman's forum about fictional men fucking. If I want to call a 3DPD a moid or scrote, then I will.
No.12947
>>12937Saying “handmaiden” is the real misogyny, not bankrolling and supporting men who actually hate women. Okay.
No.12950
>>12947Yes, shitting on women whose taste in fujo content doesn't align with your vision of an ideal fujo and saying they don't deserve any respect is misogyny. At this point you're no different from radfem yurifags who call fujos self-hating and male-centered for liking BL.
No.12951
One of still fujobait anime I know is Record of Ragnarok.
Sure the majority fans are fujos but sadly also dominated by beta simp incel chuds thirsting over waifus, yumetards and woketards bitchin' at twitter and reddit.
Back then used to be peaceful but it gone toxic since it got too popular especially S3 aired.
No.12952
>>12950>shitting on women who support misogynists is the real misogyny This is the level you are operating at lmao
No.12953
>>12952Why don't you go to a men's forum and shit on men instead?
No.12954
>>12953I already shit on men in women’s forums don’t worry.
No.12955
>>12954Women who disagree with you aren't men nonnie.
No.12956
>>12955This whole thing started because some people here couldn’t handle it when gay men got shat on.
No.13045
I unironically have zero respect for women who uncritically enjoy incel goonbait and shit on other women for pointing out the internalized misogyny in this behavior tho :)
No.13046
>>12877>Shirou/Kirei This is a ship????
No.13050
>>13046Yes and one of my favorite artists dr
ew it, they're so based.
No.13054
>>13046It's pretty much nonexistent in the western side of the fandom but japanese fujos love it.
>>13050Hot!
No.13066
NO CONDOMS! I hate condoms. Cum inside or on the uke, always!
No.13068
>>13066For real. What’s the point of condoms in BL anyway it’s not like the guy’s gonna get pregnant.
No.13070
>>13054>but japanese fujos love it.Gonna be real I don't really get most FSN ships, granted I've only read the OG VN (though I do like FGO doujins)
Like how did Lancer x Archer get so big? I legit think the het ship is the far better choice in this case kek (Archer x best girl Rin)
>>13066Okay but them dumping the used condom on the uke's face is pretty sexy
>>13069Aids doesn't exist in the yaoi world though.
No.13072
>>13069That and it's the easiest way to make sure the sex is clean if you want them to spontaneously fuck without prep. I lost the ability to turn on my 'all butts are magically clean' fanfic brain. Creampies also get a lot less sexy after learning that it just gets dried up and nasty after some time.
No.13074
>>13069Based truth teller
No.13076
>>13070Fate/Zero with its Rider/Waver and Kirei/Gilgamesh fanservice was probably the most fujo potential this franchise had to offer. Personally I started shipping Shirou/Kirei because I thought it was really funny, but then it grew on me. It's never safe to ship something as a shitpost. I don't get Lancer/Archer either, if I had to choose some other fate yaoi to get into I'd probably pick Archer/Shirou cause selfcest is kinda hot.
No.13078
>>13072>>13074Finding out about how real gay sex worked was a huge turn-off.
No.13079
>>13072>>13078Reality is never as good as the fantasy unfortunately
No.13080
>>13076>>13070Rider/Waver is the best ship in the franchise if you care about canon, though Cu/Archer is cute in the context of Hollow Ataraxia. Kirei/Gil is good but I can't get over Gil's obsession with Saber so it hampers my enjoyment.
F/Go has a ton of bait like Karna/Arjuna but imo the characters aren't as fleshed out as in the main series works so it's not as satisfying to ship.
No.13083
>>13078Thank god yaoi isn't real. And even actual gay porn doesn't reflect it realistically and have them use condoms (I watched it for art reference)
No.13086
>>13078Am I in a minority of fujos for finding 3D gay sex and porn hot as well? No, I do not like poop, stds, anal prolapse, and any of the gross elements to real gay sex hot. But I find the male anal play hot. I don't imagine fanfiction sex as involving a yaoi hole, just a clean lubricated prepared butthole.
No.13093
>>13086I admire more of the spectrum of 3dpd male bodies than women typically do but the porn still tends to lack the story/dynamics of shipping and that's what really activates my almonds.
No.13094
>>13086No i'm on your side!
No.13130
Not quite hate, but something that's always been irritating to me is when someone doesn't bleed when he definitely logically should've. Especially when beforehand they play up how weirdly scarily big the dick is. If you don't want negative physical consequences for shoving something up someones ass with no preparation why are you writing it in the first place? I get its probably just because the people drawing/writing it think blood is gross, but like. sex generally is grosser, in my opinion.
No.13131
>>13130I don't really mind it, because I think yaoi is so far removed from actual gay sex that it doesn't really matter, but the emphasis on giant dicks is pretty funny to me. Is this bl or a high school locker room?
No.13132
>>13131Porn in general is usually far removed from the reality of sex. If you ever watch heterosexual anal porn (gross), there is almost never a segment for lube. It just uses porn logic to skip to the action.
I never understood why BL had to be held to a higher standard of realism irt sex than other genres of porn when it usually isn't even being created or consumed by the demographic featured.
No.13133
>>13130porn is supposed to be sexy. if someone’s writing about ass bleeding everyone’s just gonna normally assume they have a fetish for it. why would anyone purposely write unsexy porn?
>>13132agreed. even gay guys porn isn’t known for its realism bc it’s jerk-off material, not a wiki-how guide lol
No.13136
>>13130I occasionally see jokey stuff post sex where the uke is sore/can't walk, but I think that's it
No.13141
>>13133One of my biggest pet peeves that I've encountered a few times in fics is when the author suddenly decides she needs to turn her smut scene into an impromptu sex-ed class. Like, the characters place overt emphasis on the "correct" and "safe" way to do things, which is not only terribly unsexy but often completely inaccurate since the author is getting their info off tumblr PSAs and other fanfiction. Horrid.
No.13143
>>13133>>13130I've got mixed feelings, on one hand I think realsitic-adjacent sex with awkward moments is cute. On the other hand some of it is just too weird for me, like I played a game recently where they had the MC douching his ass and it skeeved me out. I want shit as far away as possible from me, but I do still want it to be anal, I want it to hurt a bit and for the seme to need to be careful, prep is ok too.
No.13157
>>13141You can smell the tumblr on an author when they do this. It'll be bog standard slashfic and then they start asking for permission to kiss and do a really funny copy-and-paste from a sex health website on stretching the asshole. It almost makes you long for the days of horrific badfic where they used butter and mt. dew as lube
No.13158
>>13157I read a fic once where the top made the bottom piss after sex so he wouldn't get a UTI.
Like, how could the bottom possibly get a UTI from having a dick up his ass… nothing was even close to his urethra. If anyone was at risk of infection, it would have been the top. But that wasn't mentioned at all.
The whole fic was terrible and me and my friends passed it around as a joke, but it still somehow managed to garner a large amount of kudos in its fandom.
No.13161
>>13158Isn't the peeing after sex advice for women after PIV? Was it stealth cuntboy or something? I've seen that before, where it isn't tagged or even very clear what hole is being used, but at some point it becomes obvious that the author is talking about a vagina.
No.13162
>>13161>stealth cuntboyWhy do some authors do this? Is it to "trick" people into reading it? Or do they think being ambiguous about genitalia is progressive as if they're trying to make cuntboy be seen as "equal" to regular men with penises?
No.13165
>>13161Nope, it was a threesome between three males. Both bottoms were told to go do that. It also had some preachy polyamory aspect to it.
It was kind of what I was getting at when I mentioned that the authors doing this kind of sex-ed fanfic often got things flat out wrong, which is hilarious for how patronizing it comes off as. I remember seeing a post on Tumblr around that time about how women should piss after sex to avoid UTIs, so the author probably saw that and figured it went for gay men too. Zero real research or experience.
No.13166
>>13162The Lou Sullivan phenotype but for writing fanfic
No.13173
>>13162Sometimes it's to get more readership, and sometimes it's to double down how they are a heckin' real boy! Or both. I have zero respect for both, but the former is extra pathetic because they know deep down in their hearts no one except fellow trannies would read their repulsive works.
No.13184
>>13161>Isn't the peeing after sex advice for women after PIV? Not only PIV but any sexual activity. Even if there's no penetration it's always recommended to pee once you're done. That being said, a man is never going to get a UTI from anal play.
No.13185
>>13162Kinda unrelated but I remember reading a fic once that had the guy "remove his binder" while undressing, I think it was worded in a fancy way like "removing the tanktop pressing his chest" or something and it didn't hit me until later it was a cuntboy/tmasc headcanon shit fic
No.13186
>>13184TMI but my body always makes me feel like I need to go to the bathroom after having a wank anyway. If that's true for most people then that's definitely one more way that fanfic sex is better. No cuddling for you, you both get up and wait your turn for the toilet instead.
No.13189
>>13186Is that after climax? Even if I know I have an empty bladder I sometimes feel the need to pee while I'm doing it too. I can ignore it now but it took practice.
No.13190
>>13185God that reminds me of this terrible self-published novel where one of the side characters ran up with 'his unbound breasts swinging under his shirt'. What is it about the begendered that makes them such terrible writers?
No.13191
>>13190>What is it about the begendered that makes them such terrible writers?I have no idea, but it's why I avoid "queer literature" like the fucking plague. Too much navel-gazing and shitty writing in general. The "queers" are physically incapable of writing well.