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As a counter part to the Fujo Cringe Moments, this thread is to post cringy takes by anti-fujos for us to laugh at together.
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 No.4589

>>4586
>twice a month
This makes me the worlds biggest statistical outlier.

 No.4590

>>4589
Just keep in mind nobody fucking agrees on how women work. Everyone's hormones are just doing whatever the fuck they want and it changes at different stages in life. Some women only get horny right before or after their period when the hormones change up, some women fap for four hours every Tuesday and Thursday because that's when they have the morning off. I've had both the once a month and months long permahorny, and the latter happened when I was on the pill even. The only certainty is that men seem to consistently have a very regular horny switch, nobody talks about them having nearly as much variation in libido.

 No.4591

>>4590
>Just keep in mind nobody fucking agrees on how women work
Most of these people are men and it's where a lot of the disinformation comes from.
>months long permahorny, and the latter happened when I was on the pill even
Were you a late bloomer by chance? That sounds reminiscent of when I hit my sexual stride.

 No.4592

>>4591
>these people are men
Absolutely. I've been through several gynecologists in my life and only one of them was a woman it's so male dominated. Women doctors aren't much better though, I've lost count of how many have told me that what I experience isn't their experience and just stop there. Talking on anonymous boards leads to so many people learning their normal isn't everyone else's because broader info isn't commonplace.
>were you a late bloomer by chance?
No, afraid I was fooling around with pillows and shower heads before I knew what masturbation was. I have fucked hormones though that give me constant pain and trouble, thus the pill. I just think it's funny because every doctor told me that it kills your sex drive, that is the factual truth written everywhere, even though hormones are a tandem relay that differ for every body.

 No.4593

Being vocally and passionately anti fujo in general is cringe, especially if they're an FTM "gay man" crying about fetishization. Why do you care if I want to see 2D men kiss, Ayydynne?

 No.4594

>>4593
>Why do you care if I want to see 2D men kiss, Ayydynne?
Genuinely just self-hate, I imagine. If they don't cope by drawing cuntboys they'll cope by lashing out and denying what they are.

 No.4595

>>4592
>No, afraid I was fooling around with pillows and shower heads before I knew what masturbation was
I've tried every way I can think of using a pillow and can't find a way to get off. The pressure doesn't feel right. It makes me think that I have damaged myself over the years.

 No.4615

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 No.4616

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>>4615
Got curious so I looked into this, I'm not reading the whole webcomic (the name is Loserdex btw and they're humanised Pokémon) but this is the continuation after those two pages. The first pic in this post was cropped from the last pic of the post I'm replying.

 No.4617

>>4615
>>4616
>complains about yaoi
>lists what's allegedly wrong with it
>makes the things that are wrong with it happen in the very next panels
>while making typhlosion and gengar (?) look like hideous men in a tumblr art style
Can't even make this shit up. If I didn't have more context from this thread I would have assumed these pages were a parody of tifs from 2012 tumblr.

 No.4618

>>4616
>had to look it up to check
>It's both dudes
It's honestly shocking that this has the audacity to complain about anything else being heteronormative.

 No.4619

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>>4616
>scott pilgrim dialogue
>undetailed tumblr artstyle with overdetailed giant pointy noses

 No.4620

Trying to even imagine ambushing someone when they get home because they have materials I don't personally enjoy.

 No.4622

>>4615
>>4616
Aren't these the guys from that butter cartoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKGeJXk2qWQ

 No.4623

Two digit IQ pickme:
>b-but why don't you just make porn with a girl?? It's the same thing!
I mean, I don't think a man with his cock out that shoots cum is a girl, and why do they all want fujos, who are mostly straight women, to coom to women so much? I'm not into vaginas and tits and I don't want to self insert, sorry I guess
>t-they don't behave like real guys, ha!
And? That's fucking better. It's fiction, you dipshits, that's the point. Why would I keep the ugliest parts of men in my fantasy?
I sweat I've never seen a valid argument against fujos. It all sounds like seething pickmes, tifs or moids being jealous of women enjoying their thing.

 No.4624

>>4623
They want you to make straight content because they're worthless self-inserters who put zero effort in creating their own content and are furious that fujos are putting their talents in places they don't like. It all boils down to sour grapes

 No.4625

>>4624
Beyond based take. People constantly complaining about BL being """heteronormative""" and how "it's just a girl uke and man seme" really tell on themselves, they're self inserters unable to see the forest for the trees.

 No.4626

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Haven't kept up with GF at all since it ended all those years ago but this wouldn't really surprise me if it is accurate because Alex Hirsch seems bitter 24/7 lol
Not sure if this entirely fits but whatever.

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 No.4628

>>4626
Is that actually Hirsch's art? Lol.

Billdip is weird imo because I agree with him that Bill is way more interesting with one of the Stans dynamics wise for a long term relationship, but the possession epsiode means theres a ton of niche dark works that Billdip is ripe for.

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>>4628
>Is that actually Hirsch's art?
Nah just tumblr fanart

Personally I never shipped anything in gravity falls, but I definitely get why teenage girls would be more interested in shipping the handsome Bill fan design with Dipper (or Mabel if they’re a yume) instead of Stan. The amount of people going I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE SHIPPED BILLDIP INSTEAD OF TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI reminds me of the how a fake yaoi fan looks when a real fujoshi comes at them meme though.
The girls are fighting for real.

 No.4632

>>4629
Honestly if you're a moral puritan I don't even know what you'd ship, I remember people being upset and stancest back in the day because incest, Mable/Dipper was equally reviled for that. All Bill and Pacifica ships are toxic, Dipper/Wendy is age gap.

I guess Fiddleford might be non-problamatic but everyone deserves better than Standford lol.

 No.4633

>>4629
>self insert
Why can these fags not comprehend that not everyone is self inserting into their ships?

 No.4634

>>4633
Maybe they think voyeurism is le bad and non-con? I've always mostly just consumed BL as a spectator, never a participant. Like their sportsball. Just because someone watches pro football, it doesn't mean they actually want to play pro football. Now I'm wondering if they self-insert when watching random TV shows.

 No.4635

>>4629
>child-adult
the funniest thing here is that they're talking about a fucking inhuman triangle lmao
I've actually seen this argument a lot lately when it comes to 'higher beings' eg. some eldritch monster, immortal non-human thing and so related that if shipped with a teenager it's 'child x adult' even though non-human things don't really count in the category of 'adult' that much?
I don't know, there aren't any hot cthulhus in my area for me to understand how it'd be an issue.
It's also the same how people hate selfcest too nowadays???
None of these things will happen in reality so what are you so bothered about?

 No.4636

>>4635
>selfcest
i genuinely miss it tbh. most of the time it was pure crackship material but every once in a while, an artist or writer would make it genuinely compelling and it was super fun. it also seemed fairly accepted (esp during the onceler era) so it was weird to me when, a few years ago, there was a huge uptick in discourse about it. mostly because of the mcu loki show, but that was hetship drama and i don’t want to sperg about it.

 No.4638

>>4633
In that case they're actually referring to Dipper being Alex Hirsch's self insert, which is legit.

 No.4641

What I envy about men making content is that they can make the porniest pedoest shit ever but if someone calls them out they just don't care or they tell them to shut the fuck up. I wish fujos would do the same because I've seen too many people (underage gendies, some incels and crazy female self inserters) getting comfortable with shitting on and harassing fujo authors for the grave sin of drawing two men fucking.

 No.4642

>>4641
Sadly, women don't have that kind of social capital. We can point at a genuine pedo and scream our heads off at him openly fantasizing about his toddler cousin while tracing child models for child porn, but nobody will listen until a male commentary channel makes a video on him. With women it takes one edgy tumblr post about shota you made in 2011 to get you cancelled in 2024 and have the doors to any industry and fandom shut for you forever. I know people think it's because women are more sensitive, but in reality it's more because people are so accustomed to male degeneracy and are also afraid of combating it because the worst of the worst psychos will always rush out of the woodwork to defend them.

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no way this person is over AT MOST 16 lol

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>>4629
> I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE SHIPPED BILLDIP INSTEAD OF TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI
Funny they say this because billford is NOT old man yaoi and will never be. The ones who hold that tittle is fiddleford and stancest.
Speaking of stancest, it's so funny how it's kinda connected to billford…you telling me you ship ford with a guy who got his brother mannerisms? the same ship tumblr used to cry about how it was ~abusive~? Oh how the time changes.
I don't ship billdip at all but that ship was the blueprint for so many others, they should put some respect on its name

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>>4629
Billdip! I had hyperfixation on this ship in my teens. Fics were delicious one was so memorable I tried to find it for years and then I found out yeah… it was comically edgy no wonder teenage me loved it.
I also genuinely think Billdip and Bill humanization fanart the reason Reverse Falls and other AU stood their feet on.

 No.4673

>>4670
>It's a danmei author
Yeah, this person is probably underage and not worth interacting with.

>>4672
I think I originally gave this show a chance solely because of the Billdip art, it didn't end up being my main ship for the show, but damn are the artists good. Especially ones with the puritan costume like that second piece.

 No.4676

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>>4672
god help me i'm fighting back the urges to dive into this ship. The fanart is amazing, so many fanfics…but i'm really trying to not get too deep into GF. I'm already going crazy with stancest i don't need another ship to make me insane.
I feel like billdip, like you said, helped the fandom grow and also people to get interested in other AUs…but no way people will ever agree with that nowadays, because billdip is now……le bad!!!

 No.4677

>>4676
>The fanart is amazing, so many fanfics
I don't see the harm in getting into it when a buffet awaits you. The real trouble is only when something gets its hooks in you and there is nothing!

 No.4678

>>4676
Damn this fanart goes hard.

 No.4679

>>4670
lmao there is nothing remotely masculine about MXTX's writing. It's very clear she's a woman. It's funny though because when aidens write "mlm" work it always comes off as girlier and far more sniveling than a regular woman's BL

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>>4676
maybe i ought to make a gravity falls thread on fc? id love to see more billdip/BL fanart now that the series gained traction again!

 No.4681

>>4680
Why is it gained a traction though? I see it trending mad crazy on tumblr. Some merch or spin-off announcement? Something related with creators drama?

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Random assortment of posts I found funny.

 No.4689

>>4687
I refuse to believe any men play Nu Carnival. At best there'd be a few male Quincy fans, but its a very "girly" game all things considered.

 No.4691

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>>4687
This is so chronically online honestly it's not even funny anymore. I know it's a bit of an overused statement now but genuinely these people need to touch grass and start caring about actual real life problems because I cannot imagine putting so much energy into getting mad at stuff like this. How the hell do they even have the time to worry about pointless shit?

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>>4687
>while I could make a whole essay
Oh PLEASE do! I'd love to see how you'd grasp at straws, cherry-pick, and use mental gymnastics to argue why yuri is so "pure" and yaoi is not.
Btw the creepy infantilization and characterization of women in yuri is virtually the same as in hentai.
Only an absolute pick-me, which this person is, would think yuri is a representation of lesbians, and that men don't get boners at seeing hot women together.

 No.4694

>>4687
Why do they always use the word "gross"? It's so childish. You'd think a minority feeling oppressed and objectified would express themselves much more seriously than that but these girls don't want to make that effort.

 No.4695

>>4689
Not men for sure, probably women with internalized misogyny.
Notice how she basically said
>women aligned people give me the ick uwu
She probably hates her body, which is why so many aidens transition.
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't so misogynistic

 No.4696

>>4681
The book of Bill came out

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>>4680
please do! it's time we get a gf thread around here
>>4681
book of bill came out > people read it and decided to rewatch the show > popular artists started drawing gf content again or for the first time
The hype around it made me buy not only TBOB but also journal 3 lol. And with this revival, my babygirl is finally getting the attention he deserves

 No.4709

>>4689
It's funny, just yesterday I was reading someone on another site shitting on Nu Carnival for being "male coded" and that only gay men could love it so it was clearly some kind of trans psyop.

>>4694
Because they simply can't explain in clear terms what their issue is. They just rely on value judgements they insist are universal.

>>4708
>every fan who watched it on first airing has had ten years to level up their art
This'll be nuts.

 No.4727

>>4689
Trying to 'reclaim' a game, which was made made by the fujo menace, from the fujo menace is absolutely unhinged. Nu: Carnival is pretty upfront about the type of game it is. If you truly find fujoshi that offensive, then why are you so obsessed with a game made by them that specifically panders to them?
>>4693
>I'd love to see how you'd grasp at straws, cherry-pick, and use mental gymnastics to argue why yuri is so "pure" and yaoi is not.
I've always found the mental gymnastics these types perform when justifying this belief to be frustrating. Like you, I've seen the argument that yuri is somehow more 'pure' and focuses more on the relationship development or whatever than yaoi, but I only find the relationship thing holds true if it's written by a woman. Most yuri I've read that's written by men has been… not that. The comparison feels so disingenuous because the women in yuri aren't any more realistic or well-written (unless, again, it was written by a woman); it's just that the person making the comparison has a vested interest in seeing their chosen genre come across as more respectable.
>>4694
The word 'gross' is so funny to me. I think asparagus is gross, but I don't go on social media to complain about people who eat asparagus.

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