No.109
>>90It's not a stupid meme, it's just the truth kek
No.147
>>90Based and redpilled.
She's right, you know. The normal and sane LGBTQ people find stuff made by fujoGOD is interesting than whatever the sjw queer stories make. KEK
t. fujo who have a lot of fag friends who enjoy a lot of media catered and made by fujos.
No.156
>>155it looks like it suffers
No.157
>>156It looks like it was made with a ginger's pubic hair.
No.158
>>155what's this bad boy stuffed with
No.167
>>154I still remeber the episode where the wolf got accidentally in female clothing and was forced to dance with the rabbit who was dressed as Santa Claus.
My mom downloaded all the episodes and I loved watching it (maybe that's what made me love kemono BL).
No.199
>>186I was having a shit day, but this made me laugh. Thanks nonni.
No.209
>>208Lol, I remember how pissed off /y/fags were when we had our thread there, going on there gives me bran damage nowadays and the only semi good thread is the recommendations thread.
No.217
>>216I hate both my shitty little brother and asshole brothers so instead I shipped all my cousins together, my main cousin ship actually now live together in our grandfather's house since it's their inheritance and refused to give us our share of the money so now I added grandfather's ghost to the ship and they all have threesomes in my head.
No.229
>>228>And if we stop traumatizing our friends with yaoi?Or something like that.
No.230
>>229Traumatizing other friends with yaoi is something me and my irl friend still do
No.263
>>155Can i have the name anon please?
No.422
>>324>people reposting my memes<3
No.833
>>832What's the source for this screencap?
No.835
>>834I can't believe dreamwidth is still active in year of our lord 2022
No.1270
>>1265>second image>a literal shipKek
No.1363
>>1362I'm degen with a bit of femcel
No.1364
>>1362im definitely the femcel fujo
No.1366
>>1362i feel bad for not finishing this now
femcel btw
No.1382
>>1362I kinda ship Degen and Femcel, not gonna lie.
No.1385
>>1362>mfw I'm 100% the femcel description and I always crush on the degen typethis meme got me good
No.1388
>>1362Femcel, how do I get degen gf, I just want a normal yaoi enthusiast that isn't an especially mentally ill proship that thinks finding cute shota palatable means I have to enjoy tranny loli incest rape. Every female yaoi degen on twitter either draws that shit too or is a tranny themselves, or both. I miss when fujos were just fujos instead of having to adopt an insane personality online to justify drawing cute boys fucking.
Bring back fujo acceptance
No.1393
>>1362degen is literally me
No.1424
>>1388I feel this post on a spiritual level. Nona, you need to be my gf. I'm a lonely fujobian who is sick of trannies and Twitterfags, they're absolute vermin in fandom spaces.
No.1527
Embedding error.
Not really sure that this counts as a meme but this scene used to be frequently quoted by fujos so it did sort of have a meme status
No.1555
>>1551It is cute
Also reminds me of 4chan board-chan bl, especially /fa/ x /fit/
No.1611
>>1608Living in bumfuck nowhere meant that I couldn't go to cons back when this was the norm. If someone brings yaoi paddle back I will personally pay for their con ticket just to unleash the yaoi madness to the con scene
No.1612
>>1611The yaoi paddle was such a sign of power too. Fujos used to legitimately terrorize moids at conventions.
No.1613
>>1612mmrs of that one horror story where a girl actually broke some guy's hip because she liked his cosplay so much
No.1614
>>1613>a girl actually broke some guy's hip because she liked his cosplay so muchHow did I miss that? Are there articles or posts about this? Also what was he cosplaying?
No.1615
>>1614>>1613tbh i'm pretty sure this is more of an internet legend
No.1671
>>884I feel like you could make this joke way easier with the Chinese covers for Erha.
>>1608Looking at this image made me think I could smell strawberry pocky. I haven't seen pocky in years. What the hell.
No.1675
>>1674LMFAOOOO right click saved
No.1681
>>1674where did u find this picture of me
No.1755
>>1753She's from Butterfly Soup, a lesbian visual novel. Fun fact, the creator of Butterfly Soup also made Pom Gets Wifi.
No.1800
>>1799I'm incorporating the first meme and the one at
>>1793 into my core values now
No.1828
>>217Are we all just going to ignore this lmfao
No.1830
>>1362What's slowed + reverb?
No.1831
>>1830It's like the zoomer version of nightcore where instead of speeding up songs, they slow them down.
No.1832
Does anyone know what manga picrel is from? It fucking kills me every time.
>>1362Definitely a mix of the degen and the femcel.
No.1859
>>1858HOLYSHIT at first i thought it was someone emulating chris chan's style but BRUH ITS ACTUALY HIS ART
No.1860
>>1859No I know the girl who made this image, it’s fake
No.1861
>>1860:(
ok……………………. do you at least have the full image without the twitter cropping?
No.1872
>>1871Saul looks like he is in pain, so I'll go with him.
No.1873
>>1872but gus looks like he's in pure bliss
No.1881
>>1871knowing what's actually happening in the screenshots makes this image 10x funnier, thank god i watched breaking bad
anyways, i agree with
>>1872 No.1895
>>1892wwyd if your uber driver pulled up in this
No.1899
>>1895>wwyd if your uber driver pulled up in thisIf the uber is female I'll marry her.
If male, I'll steal the car.
No.1923
>>1920we must protest against this by drawing hardcore elon musk selfcest whump fanart
No.1924
>>1923nta but I unironically think that would work.
What role would Musk have be in omegaverse? No.1927
>>1924Musk would be a beta who larps as an alpha :D
No.1998
>>1997ngl it's really cute that twitter kun has bird wings instead of ears
No.2001
>>1924Musk as cringe-fail omega LARPing as alpha. One of his "rut" publicity/clout stunts fail and he damage controls it to seem like he was a beta instead the whole time. He buys out Twitter to try to drown out his omega-exposed scandal. Then he goes into heat in a room full of stakeholders/programmers while trying to explain how things can still be okay.
No.2012
>>2011A "little death" note hehe
No.2013
>>2011lol
i would write down so many random celebrity couples
No.2014
>>2012ANON I LEGIT LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN READING THIS
No.2015
>>2011I actually tried to manifest some ships like this
>>2012lmaooo nonny!!!
No.2016
>>2011That's sorta happens in Renai Boukun. There's a love angel who writes down people's names in her Kiss Note, but she likes to write down yaoi instead.
It's a het harem though, and all the BL couples are one off jokes. [spoiler]I like het harems too, so I like it.[/spoiler]
No.2022
>>2021wow she was really cute
No.2027
>>2026we need a fujochan gijinka, we can have fujochumblr
No.2033
>>2030holy shit the lightsaber lmfao
No.2066
>>2065I've been listening to the Yaoimas playlist for a few days! Really gets you in the mood for festivities
No.2125
>>2124This is a reminder to all fujos to stay hydrated! ♡
No.2149
>>2148KEK
if you can't handle her drawing you getting molested by tentacles, you aren't the one
No.2150
>>2148Relationship goals <3
No.2256
>>2255the 3rd picture has banner potential
No.2258
>>2257Bears can be hot wtf this girls problem?
No.2637
>>2636Tag yourself I'm Fujoboss.
No.2638
>>2636I'm both a fujoboss
legit the one thing that helps me not quit and become a neet and a fuobachan. It should have been spelt "fujobachan" imo.
No.2639
>>2636i began as a little baby fujo-in-law before earning my phd in yaoi studies and becoming what i am now. although i do wish this meme had more options to fully encompass the true richness and depth of the fujo experience, kek.
No.2640
>>2636phd for sure. my normie friend once messaged me at 1am:
"i feel like i could be the female joe rogan but instead of weed i smoke post malone amount of cigarettes and you're like my fujo alex jones but instead of fake mass shooting conspiracies and gay frogs you're talking about your yaoi theories."
No.2641
>>2636I'm fujobachan, but I also have a PhD in yaoi.
No.2642
>>2636I'm fujoboss and fujobachan
No.2643
>>2636definitely fujoboss and phd in yaoi studies with some shades of fujoglasses wearer and fuobachan
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
that’s why I browse ao3 on company time
No.2645
>>2064So late seeing this, but fucking kek.
No.2647
>>2644upon graduating and entering the workforce, fujo-student evolves into the fujoboss
due to the obligations of real life, some fujos become more normie. however, those who retain their fujo habits with the same intensity - or perhaps a stronger intensity due to the enablement of disposable income - become successful fujobosses, infiltrating every corner of society. if your power level is strong enough, you ship your coworkers.
No.2651
>>2647>some fujos become more normieI think it's just that some of them get a lot better at pretending to be normies. I had a coworker like that who would send me hints that she likes BL and I'm also trying to seem like a normie in my everyday life but I'm working with a bunch of huge nerds so nobody actually cares.
>or perhaps a stronger intensity due to the enablement of disposable incomeCan confirm, I went from being broke growing up until I graduated from uni and getting books and video games second hand for cheap, and reading scanlations very often to getting a job after graduating and buying BL all the time with my hard earned money.
No.2653
>>2651>I think it's just that some of them get a lot better at pretending to be normiesright, i feel like keeping up a minimal façade of normie-dom is generally necessary to be a functional member of society. my workplace is entirely normie so i need to conceal my powerlevel. i wouldn't dare fangirl about any of my ships or bl things to my coworkers unless i got the hint they were the fannish type as well.
No.2656
>>2655Anon why did you fuck up like that? kek one of my best friend in uni kind of gave up with lectures at some point and she would read explicit fanfics right next to me. At some point she watched the entire Shiki series with no sound and I think I accidentally watched like half of the episodes because she was always sitting down right in front of me.
No.2694
>>2692I literally do not understand what this meme says can you translate?
No.2695
>>26943DPD, essentially. unless its an RPF fujo.
No.2697
>>2694Aydens assume they’re hot shit but fujos couldn’t care less about ”fetishizing” dangerhair gendies who date each other based on who they kin
No.3177
>>3176second one would've been hilarious if it wasn't hadaka shitsuji
No.3194
>>3192Kek, happy new year nonna. It is year of the dragon now.
No.3195
>>3192Same to you! Happy New Year, FC.
No.3293
>>3292Who's at lower left corner behind the girl? He's cute
No.3295
>>3292Lol great image nonna! Definitely going to check out the ones here I haven't read!
No.3296
>>3295hahaha thank you
Honestly I basically just put down some stuff I like, being an edgy fujo and all.
No.3531
>>3530Holy shit I fit the fujoshi stereotype a little too well. I didn't have great internet access as a teenager but I found dmmd on youtube, which I watched on my 3ds. And that's how I got into visual novels heavily. I played a few visual novels on (newgrounds??) before but they never tickled my fancy. Then I played dmmd and now I love harada….
No.3533
>>3530I fucking hate the animecore tiktokker types. I don't even use TikTok but I see them all the time on Twitter and they're only into VNs/anime for the aesthetic.
No.3545
>>3544God same. I joined an 18+ fandom group but it's 99% developmentally stunted tifs who screech about how gay they and their ships are while only ever discussing PIV
No.3546
>>3544I hate cuntboys but I like genderswap BL as long as they also have sex when the character is male.
No.3547
>>3544cunt boy is the lesser evil that is troon headcanons imo. still hate it though
No.3548
>>3546genderswap will always be worse than cuntboy
No.3551
>>3548Poor taste it’s hot as hell
No.3554
>>3551shit taste, keep your trashy hetshit and yurishit far, far away from my BOYS love.
No.3595
>>3551if we had a chan for lesbian fujos how would you name it
No.3600
>>3595transgals.incognito
No.3660
>>3655did that screencap come from the recent fudrilshi post kek. praise be to our lord and saviour, i love her
No.3780
>>3779I am open minded. I will take all 4.
No.3781
>>3779These are still all for fujos. Sorry to sperg about a joke but stuff like this always comes off as moderately-veiled copium to me, like they can't just believe that 80% of 2d gay shit is drawn by women for women.
No.3786
>>3779Not really related but I LOVE dark under eye circles on characters and eat that shit up, so I am in full support of 'lesbian yaoi' kek.
No.3961
>>3909Can i ask what's this from? I mean the guys not the original meme. I looked it up and it just comes up as "yaoi meme"
No.3962
>>3961Paradise, a BLVN by PIL/SLASH that recently got an english release
No.4005
>>4004Where's the one where they gay out in front of that blond homophobic country and make him nosebleed
No.4030
>>1536me but I also like drugs and alcohol
No.4031
>>4007lol how can they say this when enemies to lovers is a very popular trope in media? pff
No.4099
>>4007>>4031>lol how can they say this when enemies to lovers is a very popular trope in media? pffDon't you see anon, that's for hetships. When it's a man and woman arguing that's called flirting and when he harasses her he's courting her. Eventually she'll give into his advances and it all works out. Now that is romance.
When two men fight however that's serious business. It doesn't get more platonic than two manly men grappling hand-to-hand with their strong sweaty bodies colliding, groping each other's rippling muscles, faces flushed with fury and their breaths turning to heavy pants—oh that tension, why in the heat of the moment one might even pop a boner and the other might notice, but it's a normal bodily reaction that's caused by adrenaline, not gay at all. They may think of each other often but that's with the sole intent of pinning the other, weaker male to the ground and having him yield beneath the stronger, dominant victor, out of breath as they gasp for air together with heaving chests while for a moment their hearts sync, both glaring into each other's eyes. You wouldn't get it anon.
No.4150
>>4032This but with the elden ring dlc
No.4248
>>4247A couple months back I joined a discord server for something and discovered people there cheer for yaoi and joke about needing some yaoi goodness or whatever, but when you actually talk about BL or ships they turn around like "whoa dude it's only a joke, you don't seriously like that shit do you?" and this image hits about right if I had gone full porn dump on their asses.
No.4249
>>4247At least it's not as bad as before when the anti fujoshi brigade was in full swing, people used to shit on anyone using the label while having the same reading and shipping habits kek. "Yeah my entire account is dedicated to Kiribaku and I have 47 myreadingmanga tabs open but I am NOT one of those stinky mlm fetishizing fujoshis!"
No.4263
>>4248This reminds me of how lately it seems that Mpreg has become some sort of ironic meme. I'm not even into mpreg myself but I find this development peculiar. I follow the Creepcast podcast and their reddit community will just draw one of the guys pregnant for the sake of attention, I imagine, cause I doubt they're actually into that type of stuff for real.
No.4299
>>4263Ugh yeah. As someone who actually enjoys mpreg that stuff is pretty embarrassing/uncomfortable. Mpreg is extremely soppy lovey dovey romantic, and optionally comes with a side of depraved fetishism akin to feederism or weight gain. It's like being at a family gathering and someone at the table cracks a joke about anime porn with someone else joining them to suggest hand drawn erotica is a laughably bizarre concept. Anyone who actually likes it isn't going to drag it out in the open like that, and those who do bring it up aren't going to take it seriously.
No.4305
>>4248I hate this shit for two reasons: one, I sometimes say toned down versions of these things in group settings so 'closeted' fujos will know I'm some flavor of fujo and will talk to me; two, if fujos are out there getting burned by fake fujos they will think I'm the same kind of bitch and not talk to me. Ree!
Ironically acting like this has opened up conversations with weeb men who know what fujos are. All of them have been surprisingly pleasant, but I really wish I'd bump into more girls.
No.4324
>>4323I know this is a meme but I hate it so much
No.4326
>>4323The shota shouldn't be the boyfriend but instead the uke she pimps out.
No.4331
>>4326based and pimppilled
No.4376
>>4375God that scene was so nasty, I don't know how people can play stuff full of poop eating like Euphoria.
No.4379
>>4376>>4375As someone who's played both I was very thankful for the scat filter
No.4380
>>4376I don't even understand how it was included, I have never in my life met a fujo with a scat fetish.
No.4381
>>4380I have but it was made by a man who likes it when little girls get raped, cut into pieces and eat each others shit that’s why
No.4383
>>4376>full of poop eating like Euphoriahave you even played rn9
No.4384
>>4381No, I was talking about RN9. I've met fujos with some wicked fetishes and being into watersports is fairly common but never anyone who was into things like scat or farting. Made no sense to include it in a BL game.
No.4385
>>4384Parade games come across less fujo-orientated for lack of a better term than most bl games, I wouldn't be surprised if it was included to pander to gay male players
No.4386
>>4384The scene was supposed to be humiliating and disgusting tbf. There's scat in masquerade too which was made by a woman at pil/slash so it isn't a moid pandering thing, japs have always been open to nasty shit like shota and scat.
No.4387
>>4383Yes, I was saying that if stuff like that is vomit inducing I don't get how people can play stuff that's far beyond it like Euphoria and other clockup games.
No.4388
>>4384I feel like amputees and mpreg are probably the signature 'weird' fetishes for fujo lore.
>>4386Shota is normie tier though, scat is NSFL tier.
No.4389
>>4388>Shota is normie tierOk pedo. Weird that it's banned everywhere.
No.4390
>shota is normie
>mpreg is weird
what mental illness is this
No.4391
>>4389It's not banned in yaoi kek. This literal imageboard has shota banners and used to have a shota board.
>>4390I don't mind mpreg, I'm just saying that it stands out as a weird fetish that mostly exists in BL.
No.4393
>>4391It's dead in yaoi, the board was closed because pedo content is illegal in the US and UK and it was a moid magnet, and edgy pedochans seethe about the shota 'community' being heavily moid dominated. It's not normal in any fujo community worldwide.
No.4394
>>4393>It's dead in yaoiNigga twisted wonderland is one of the biggest fujo games right now and Black Butler is getting a new season.
No.4395
Please keep content pertaining to scat, guro, ect in /ex/. Please also don't belittle other people over ships/yaoi preferences, we are not lolcow bullying and harassment over yaoi related opinions is not ok. If you disagree you are expected to be civil and explain why in a respectful manner.
This concersation has strayed from the purpose of the thread and I will delete further derails. I would suggest the "Shit you Dislike" thread if you want to conplain about shota yaoi, which is allowed to be discussed just no shota porn please.
No.4410
>>4323yeah right, lol I've seen more yumes with younger men than fujos, all fujos I have met that dated at all including me had had things for old men types
No.4682
>>4674Skill issue. Based switch enjoyers can read every fic.
No.4683
>>4682Respectfully disagree
No.4684
>>4674>>4683>>4682I've never understood people who will only read specific seme/uke. Having preferences sure, but good writing and art is good writing and art. Variety is the spice of life, as long as you don't make them OOC you can place them in whatever sexual scenario you want. Variety is the spice of life after all.
Also the girl in
>>4674 reeks of a poser and not a genuine fan, how obnoxious. I hate people who ID as fujos to own the libs or whatever political BS they care about.
No.4685
I don't know why but this always cracks me up considering that's how I'm lying in bed and scrooling through a mobile carousel of sites like Pixiv, IBs, AO3, and Twitter.
>>4499The timeskip yaoi blink is real.
No.4686
>>4684I used to feel that way too, but I'm starting to get it. I really don't care about seme/uke in sex scenes, but so many people use it as shorthand for personality types and that I do care about. If I don't like how people characterize my favorite when he's the uke, then I stop reading things where he's the uke.
No.4688
>>4684>as long as you don't make them OOC That's the thing. For some people, character A being a bottom for character B could be considered ooc. Same as the reverse way, etc. It really depends on the character and the dynamic, and not everyone will agree.
There can be the most gorgeous art ever made by fujo michelangela but if it's (my favorite) as (position I don't want) it'll be garbage
No.4700
>>4686>If I don't like how people characterize my favorite when he's the uke, then I stop reading things where he's the uke.It's this. Sometimes ships are ezmode switches, sometimes I just want to see that twink obliterated, sometimes and most wretched of all is that popular seme/uke fanons pollute the tag. The most common offenders are semes that become a little too daddy when they are kind of a dipshit in canon and ukes that become spineless or tsundere when they are actually very headstrong (and lately this translates into them having a pussy). I have absolutely dropped an objectively "good" fic because the dynamics skewed too far into fanon.
>>4698I have been so desperate for crumbs in a small tag that I've read the fetish stuff and I nearly always regret it. The prose is never really about the character/ship! I'm so sorry this is happening to you too.
No.4701
>>4684I enjoy abusive/darker ships so it wouldnt be the same if the characters switch since it has a shift in dynamic (plus i dont enjoy dom uke)
I can understand why someone would enjoy switch for a fluff/non-violent ships but it just doesnt work for me since i dont find it as interesting
and its used as a scapegoat as "more realistic gay rep!!!" by aidens so its ruined for me. No.4704
>>4686I'm in a sad position because I'm autistic about fixed dynamics but I dislike how a lot of AB/BA shippers write. Most fixed shippers in my fandom are absolutely dogshit at writing and turn the characters into the basic dominant chad and submissive housewife dynamic, write het sex, and completely ignore their canon personalities. In my experience switch shippers tend to have better characterization because top/bottom isn't a factor that influences their character writing, so I just try to find fics from them that have no switching or just skip parts.
No.4706
>>4704Fuck I relate so hard, its so tiring trying to befriend other fixed ship enjoyers but they have an extreme obsession over sex (which is granted cause the sex positions *are* the focal point after all) but I wish there was more to it, like discussion about the ship's dynamic and what led to the characters meeting rather than just "x character takes it up the butt lul" which I can enjoy occasionally but cmon, there has to be more than that right?
No.4707
>>4684>but good writing and art is good writing and artYou could be the greatest artist humanity has ever seen but there will still be people who prefer other artists. At the end of the day, it all comes down to preferences.
No.4714
>>4684>I've never understood people who will only read specific seme/uke. Having preferences sure, but good writing and art is good writing and art. Variety is the spice of life, as long as you don't make them OOC you can place them in whatever sexual scenario you want.I'm a very strict A/B no reverse shipper and truth to be told this is my issue, a lot of people who write B/A completely switch the personalities around and ignore the source canon. Like when A is canonically a dominant personality and B is a submissive one, they write them in reverse. So it's not just about who penetrates who to me, I simply don't like reading things that, in my view, don't respect the source. Naturally it's my own subjective interpretation of course and I'm aware of it, but I'm just explaining my personal autism about it.
No.4718
>>4714>Like when A is canonically a dominant personality and B is a submissive one, they write them in reverseHaving this sort of problem that leads me to mostly read one version of the ship, would you in theory read the reverse topping order if they were still 'IC'? So A as a dominant bottom and B as a submissive top?
A lot of the time this is what I really want to read but it's so rare to find.
No.4792
>>4788hes ruined but the "i know its a little woke" made me chortle, i still hope op gets strung up and beat with sticks for this though
No.4900
>>4798I needed those last two pics to romanticize the struggle, do it for the yaoi time.
No.4914
>>4912damn, I guess I was predestined to be a bottom until I die
No.4915
I miss the old internet so much
>>4912I've always known I'm an uke :)
No.5484
>>5482Snake x Cow??
Also, not a single Japanese property on there. Trends have shifted so much hhh.
>>5483Heh. Good episode too.
No.5488
>>5484>Snake x Cow?? No idea what that is either lol. I only posted it because it was funny, I actually avoid korean and chinese comics and LNs like the plague kek
>>5483I feel like this is referring something I don't know about. Is that from dandadan? I dropped this after episode 4.
No.5613
>>5607The bigger guy looks like dumpy America from Hetalia kek
No.6060
>>6056>I hope you dare to SAY FAGGOTamazing, also the dark haired fujo in that first image is my role model