/ffs/ - Fujo Fandom Sperging

>>2359
through the power of headcanoning and imagination

>>2359
could never get attached to any, either. some of them have extremely cute designs though. to quote another anon on here, some characters just look like they were synthesized in a lab for back breaking anal
>>2360
also this

>>2359
Genshin is the only gachashit that has ever gotten its hooks in me so I'll effortpost a little:

The best analogy I can give you is that Genshin is like Homestuck (or any ensemble cast of your choosing, like MHA or FFXIV) where there is a flavor for everybody and the cast is deep enough to get a read on their character but shallow enough to project onto/fill in the blanks/use as a doll to kiss other dolls.

Every playable character comes with a decent amount of background information (https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Diluc/Lore) and will occasionally reappear in limited time events with other characters, which is almost always connected to a surge in ship content. To get attached to a character requires more "homework" than just playing the game and I think that's where a lot of people get confused if they just try it out for a few hours after wondering why it's so popular.

>>2361
>some characters just look like they were synthesized in a lab for back breaking anal
also this

anything is shippable anon, even inanimate objects. don't underestimate your fellow fujos.

>>2363
also this
some of the shit I ship is so fucking absurd that even my most unhinged fujo acquaintances have doubted my sincerity. so it's honestly a bit funny to see people so mind-boggled over why people ship extremely attractive bishies, boring and poorly written as they may be

At least some of the Genshin guys are hot. What I don't get is how anyone is genuinely invested in the bland as fuck poorly designed waifus.

>>2359
>big, bright eyes painted with coquettish red eyeliner
>slim, delicate face and figure
>can sing and dance
>canonically beautiful
>canonically high pain tolerance
>bratty, tsundere attitude but previously soft-spoken, obedient, and polite
>traumatic backstory of being used and abused by older men

Anon… how can I possibly suppress my desire to see him get fucked by literally every male character? Their lab is too good.

>>2366
>>canonically high pain tolerance
not for long

>>2364
>some of the shit I ship is so fucking absurd that even my most unhinged fujo acquaintances have doubted my sincerity.
Yes, do tell!

>>2363
I used to have these Lisa Frank pens that I would ship, little me could not be restrained.

>>2368
picrel's one i'm quite fond of. yeah

>>2369
I did stuff like this as a child, too. Middle school — I remember making my erasers kiss in the middle of class. Teachers either didn't see or didn't care. I was known for being a fidgety kid, so I don't think anyone paid it much mind. But I always wondered and worried if anyone could tell what I was doing, daydreaming and playing out an improvised love story with two cheap, lead-covered erasers.

>>2369
When I was little I used to also ship object - I paired my mom's flowers and plants and made them imaginary weddings, I even moved them close to each other.
And when we were learning about the periods of literature I made every period a persona and imagined dramas with them that involved cheating haha.