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 No.306

Men, what do they bring to the table?
In this thread, we pretend to be on a podcast dedicated to being an Alpha female. Think of all the alpha male podcasts but turn it into the woman version of that.
Poke fun at men, humble them and most importantly, keep it as satire as things here should not be taken seriously.
>misandry and irony are welcomed
>samefagging is allowed as this is a larp
>this whole thread is a joke so all posts thinking its real will be ignored

 No.307

Look, sisters. Far as I'm concerned a man is only good when he's FUCKING another man. Seriously. I mean – hey, hey, fuck you, don't look at me like that. Be honest with yourself and me. It's a male. The Y chromosome is deficie – YES IT IS, look it up. Science backs what I'm saying. Anyway, the Y chromosome is fucked, but men are sometimes attractive. Put them to use by putting them against other men. I'm correct on this, so don't fuck with me.

 No.308

>>307
That us the absolute truth sister and you got that down to a T! This is why we have so many men's sports and they are the most mainstream, most of these sports are either men bashing their bodies together (as a performance of the sex men have) or a bunch of men chasing balls. Why did God put a prostate in their asses if it isn't for a dick to press on it? Just saying.

 No.309

>>308
God gave men prostates so they could get pegged.

 No.310

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Ladies, let's stop with the sexism once and for all, alright? Not all men are terrible. Not all men are like that. Some are 2d. How many fictional men invited you for a "netflix and chill" first date? How many anime hobosexuals do you know of? How many husbandos are you aware of who refuse their share of the housework? How many historical RPF males pay for feet pictures on OnlyFans? Exactly. Not all men.

 No.312

>>310
Now now, let's not get into a husbando war… though you make a great point that 2d men are superior in every facet. If only we could find proper funding and research to 3d print anime boys.

 No.313

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I'm not a sexist or anything, listen, I love men. I have a brother myself and sometimes I even speak to him and ask him to mow the lawn. Men are great. But facts are facts. Men start at high value and their value decreases several times over every time they have sex. Eventually men reach that point where they aren't valuable as a partner. I mean why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? And I know what you MRAs are going to say, something something men's rights, something something men are people too, but listen, you know it's true, that's just the reality of it. Each time a man lets his penis enter a woman's vagina, he loses pheromones and over time that emasculates him and makes him less and less attractive. Eventually of course this leads him to become a homosexual, when his value with other women becomes so low he can only resort to male partners. I'm not making this shit up, Google it, it's science.

 No.319

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So, as I was saying before, humble him, put him in his place. Point out a nonexistent bald spot on his head, this one is good because it'll damage his self esteem. Always act stupid and diminish his interests, once he stops explaining crypto currency to you make sure to compare it to Neo Pets currency or club penguin money. When he's making a valid argument against you, say to him "why are you getting emotional?" Which will force him to give an emotional response and then you can be able to make fun of his tone and flip the script around on him.
After you're done destroying him you can now mold and shape him to your liking. Tune in tomorrow for more episodes and tips on how to gaslight and manipulate men!

 No.638

Men? More like WHORES. Am I right, ladies? Isn't it dumb how they try to pretend they can appreciate things like music and art? All a man wants to do is coom. Half of them don't even know how to clean their asses properly! Buncha fucking apes, I tell you what. Some of them are fuckable though.

 No.1099

>>309
she sure did

 No.1100

>>638
I will make a moid harem.

 No.1230

>>1100
That's awesome sister, just remember to get the most submissive moids.

 No.7721

>>1230
Actually I prefer to break the strong “Alpha male” and turn him into a cutie submissive boy



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